Some Christian pick-up lines from the group "I Appreciate Christian Pick-Up Lines".
1. "Nice bible."
2. "Is this pew taken?"
3. "The Word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"
4. "I believe one of my ribs belongs to you."
5. "I can be your Boaz."
6. "Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing."
7. "Hey.. i would work 7 years for your sister.. but i would work 7 more years for you."
8. "Hey good-looking, Ecclesiastes 4:11..."
9. "Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"
10. "Did i just have mud rubbed in my eyes?"
11. "Now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
12. "I used to believe in natural theology, but since i met you I've converted to divine revelation."
13. "How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"
14. "How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"
15. "If you say no, i will rip out my hair and my beard."
16. "If you say no, I'm going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head.."
17. "Unfortunately i cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people."
18. "Let's say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites."
19. "Feel free to meet me at the threshing floor."
20. "Welcome to the christian family... the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other."
21. "I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... i also play the guitar."
22. "Mmm... you really have to watch out for that man of lawlessness.. but don't worry, I'm not him, so you're safe with me."
23. "If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair."
24." Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."
25. "I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder."
26. "You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."
27. "Have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me.."
28. "You float my ark."
29. "Do you need prayer? Because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you."
30. "I will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull."
31. "I predicted David over Goliath... now I'm betting on you and me."
32. "Unlike the Israelites, who forgot the Lord, I will remember your name most of the time."
33. "You are a Galatians 5 fruit salad."
34. "If you were my wife, I would never make you pretend to be my sister. That would be too damaging to my reputation."
LOL!
1. "Nice bible."
2. "Is this pew taken?"
3. "The Word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"
4. "I believe one of my ribs belongs to you."
5. "I can be your Boaz."
6. "Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing."
7. "Hey.. i would work 7 years for your sister.. but i would work 7 more years for you."
8. "Hey good-looking, Ecclesiastes 4:11..."
9. "Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"
10. "Did i just have mud rubbed in my eyes?"
11. "Now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
12. "I used to believe in natural theology, but since i met you I've converted to divine revelation."
13. "How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"
14. "How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"
15. "If you say no, i will rip out my hair and my beard."
16. "If you say no, I'm going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head.."
17. "Unfortunately i cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people."
18. "Let's say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites."
19. "Feel free to meet me at the threshing floor."
20. "Welcome to the christian family... the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other."
21. "I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... i also play the guitar."
22. "Mmm... you really have to watch out for that man of lawlessness.. but don't worry, I'm not him, so you're safe with me."
23. "If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair."
24." Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."
25. "I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder."
26. "You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."
27. "Have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me.."
28. "You float my ark."
29. "Do you need prayer? Because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you."
30. "I will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull."
31. "I predicted David over Goliath... now I'm betting on you and me."
32. "Unlike the Israelites, who forgot the Lord, I will remember your name most of the time."
33. "You are a Galatians 5 fruit salad."
34. "If you were my wife, I would never make you pretend to be my sister. That would be too damaging to my reputation."
LOL!
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