Came across some SPARKO stuff...IS THERE NO MORE TREES AND THE SIGN LIED? NO!! The trees are lying down for a nap... Unbelievable? Don't believe it =]
If this ship was the Titanic, You might feel like flying.. But this AIN'T the Titanic!!
(Can someone give Kate-Winslet-Wanna-Be a peck on her nose for her efforts??)
Sometimes waiting for wife to give birth is not good
There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"
One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.”
The nurse asks, "Why?"
He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"
One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.”
The nurse asks, "Why?"
He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"
How smart is your right foot?
This will keep you busy for a while, trying to outsmart your foot, but you can't.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction. . . . . . and there's nothing you can do about it!
Try doing it 7 times in a row...
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction. . . . . . and there's nothing you can do about it!
Try doing it 7 times in a row...
::PEACE OUT.:.SPARKO™ at its WORSE!!!::
.:.Don't drink (water) when you drive....Accidents happen.:.
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.:.Don't drink (water) when you drive....Accidents happen.:.
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