Hi all, here are some stuff I found and some I created...
Relationships
TOP TEN THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN TODAY...
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NOTHING!!
143 means?
Do u want to know what it means?
LOOK Down..
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It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144 ok?
Girl 's dictionary
NO=yes
MAY B=no
WE NEED=i want
WE NEED TO TALK=i want to complain
AM I FAT=Tell me i'm beautiful!
DO U LUV ME?=I'm going to ask something expensive..
UR WISH=do what i say
NOTHING LIKE THT=something is seriously there.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means... Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE: No... it means...With Idiot for Ever!
Sparko: How many women do you believe a man must marry?
Boss: 16
Sparko: Why?
Boss: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse ma!
T I T A N I C
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Although it was a big SHIP, but it 'sunk', so the best
SHIP is still "FRIENDSHIP".
Politics
O - Originally
B - Born in
A - Africa to
M - Manage
A - Americans
YES HE CAN...
An M.P says to new american black president Barack Obama, whats your policy on De-fense, Obama replies, I'll paint it the same as the rest of De-House.
What do Sparko, Dicky, Hilary and Obama have in common? Nothing... yet!
Others
You are ABCDEFGHIJKL
A-Atttractive
B-Brilliant
C-Cute
D-Dazzling
E-Excellent
F-Funny
G-Great
H-Hot
IJKL-I'm Just Kidding La
what 4 letter word starts with f and ends with k
and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
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**fork**
Why is the letter 'G' scary?
It turns a host into a ghost.
You are stuck in a lift with a Spurs fan and a Lion. You have a gun with two bullets, What do you do?
You shoot the Spurs fan twice ! (That is what an ARSENAL fan would do...)
Smile is the electricity and life is a battery whenever u smile the battery gets charged and a beautiful day is activated.
So keep smiling forever!!!
To all my Sparko-nians out there...
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't forever be in style, but having U as my Friend is forever worthwhile.
Sparko once told me
1 Hour=60 Mins
1 Min = 60 secs.
But she never told me
1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 60 years.
A Smile is sign for joy
A Hug is sign of love
A Laugh is sign of happiness
And a friend like SPARKO
Is a sign of your good taste
::PEACE OUT.:.SPARKO at its WORSE!!!::
.:.Don't drink (water) when you drive....accidents happen.:.
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