Were these bloopers divinely inspired or just human carelessness for not proofreading their writing?
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water"
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus"
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Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm.
Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the Church basement Friday at 7pm.
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight-Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double-door at the side entrance.
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This evening at 7 PM, there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love.
Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help
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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again"
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing
" Break Forth Into Joy"
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Beans supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell ?"
Come early and listen to our choir practise.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Please place your donation in the envelope
along with the deceased person you want remembered
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend
him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
and lay an egg on the altar.
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Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
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The Lutheran Men's Group will meet at 6pm.
Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference:
"The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals"
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During the absence of our Pastor,we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon
when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community
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Thursday Night Potluck Supper
Prayer and medication to follow
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